an open letter for treetree

well, since nobody reads this shit anywho....................tree dear, please do not be angry with me.
i'm sorry i was not able to give you answers to your questions over the phone, but please understand that i cannot tell you that which i do not know.
i cannot and do not have the power,nor the ability to draw blood from a stone.
marvin morton, our former land lord at 12366 fremont, is whom you need to speak with.
i have not been able to get a hold of robin. marvin is in utah somewhere near salt lake city.
as for launie and cindy, the lesbians who ran up the bills on your old place, those 2 tweekers, last i heard, were homeless and living in an old beat up red aerostar van. i do not know where.
now, i do not know why you are angry with me, but if i have upset you, i am sorry.please forgive me.
tree dear, you know my phone number, please give me a call. we need to talk.
i have tried calling you. you changed your number again.
you have been a good and dear friend to me, as have i been to you.
we have had some disagreements, sure enough.
but you have no reason to issue me strike 3.
i told you the truth.
i know the truth hurts sometimes, but is that any reason for striking me out?
i know i still have 2 strikes on the board. i've been on thin ice in that regard for a long time.
i don't know about you, but i do believe i at least deserve an explanation as to why you
are acting like i do not exist.
what gives?
btw, my girlfriend said to tell you hello.
i need to know how to reach you. i do intend to eventually invite you to my wedding.
tree dear, please give me a call and let's have a chat.
ace

life...........such a fragile thing.

and to think i almost lost mine twice recently.
well, nobody ever reads this shit anyway.
last i drank a 5th of vodka and took about a dozen sleeping pills.
apparently that wasn't enough to do the job.
next time i get that drunk, i'll have to take more..........3 or 4 times more sleeping pills.
they other day, an entire house exploded about a block away..............
nobody survived.
i called 911 immediately. i won't leave the house for the last couple of days..........
the smell outside......sulfur, gas, charred human remains, amongst other things..........
what a week so far.......................

update.........

for once my luck failed me and my evening has now become morning, the sun is rising, i'm very tired.....it has been a very quiet and peaceful night.

ok...........

my day started out nice.
then it got hectic.
then it got miserable.
then a major disaster waa barely averted.
my intervention was necessary.
said disaster was averted.
now my day is ending quiet and peaceful.
i'm alone for the evening.
i have the house to myself.
now i can watch my kiss concert videos in peace.
nobody here to fucking bug me, nag or give me migraine headaches...........
the phone is turned off............the tv is on.........kiss is kicking ass.............all is quiet and peaceful.........but with my luck..........tranquility and bliss will not last long and somehow will get completely fucked off......................
i shall report back in the morrow.

good news...........

all hail the throne of the dark lord satan..............i got my hearing in my right ear back!
a fellow follower of satan advised me to take small bladder and load it with hydrogen per oxide, and shoot it into my ear repeatedly. then, pour a cap full in the ear whilst lying down, and let it stew a while..........then take the afore mentioned bladder and shoot warm water into my ear.
problem solved. you should have seen how much gunk came outta my ear.
enough to make a ritz cracker sandwich.
how about that...........................thanks scratch!

here we go again........

well, we finally got the gas back on.............hot showers.......yay!!!!!
still can't hear outta my right ear.........fucking wisdom tooth!!!!!!!!!!
my equalibrium, which is usual bad anyway, is now worse.
everything is leaning to the left..............i feel like i just drank a 5th of taquila and smoke about 3 or 4 bowls of good chronic.........and i am totally sober right now, and i would rather not be.
i'm flat broke.
anywho........anyone who has ever been that fucked up, fucking wasted knows exactly what i am talking about.
well, tree dear, you will have no idea what i am talikg about, so just take my word for it.
enjoy your snowshoes my darling boobarella.
good night.

WELL

i guess i should make some futile attempt at the 21st century.
i think i have now gone deaf in my right ear. now i have to listen to all my music in mono.
oh well, at least i still got one good ear........my left one............damn.i am such a southpaw...........